Hi! Since my epic solo travels don’t begin until early August, I figure it’d be nice to lay out early on what ya’ll can expect from the blog – from how often I plan on updating, to what I plan on writing about – along with other juicy morsels of knowledge. Enjoy.
The 6 Things You Can Expect From This Blog:
1) 300 to 500-word blog posts on whatever the fuck I want (generally travel and food-related) about 2x a week.
Will I publish two posts in two consecutive days or will I spread ’em out wide like dollar bills on a stripper’s ass? Who knows. We’ll find out.
2) Daily posts and amateur food porn come August 7 – 11, when I’m actually traveling!
Everything up until then is like foreplay. Very wordy foreplay.
I’m a meat eater and plan to consume my weight in animal products during my vacation. I also like knowing something had to die for me to eat it. (Yeah, I was that girl in high school.)
Sometimes my meal of choice.
5) Graphic language, sensationalistic titles and cheap glamour.
Just tryna be true to myself. Here is a link to a picture of a box full o’ kittens to make up for it, if you’re so inclined.
6) Loose women.
Just kidding. It’s just me – and I’m loose enough as it is. (Just kidding, mom!) (Just kidding again – my mom doesn’t know about this blog. Omg can you imagine??)
Until next time! Here’s a picture of me enjoying a skirted steak at Bocadillo’s to tide you over, you filthy whores, you.